Chapter
One: A Place to Stay
On a blistering hot
day in mid-July, after the hubbub and crowds of Croakerfest had
passed, a sleek ketch sailed into Oriental. It dropped anchor in the
harbor in late afternoon. Behind the protective breakwater, Raccoon
Creek was still as glass. Shrimp trawlers lined up on either side of
the approach to the town dock, and the aroma of fish settled along
the water's edge. A dinghy bearing a man, a woman, and a dog slid
away from the sailboat. Five minutes later the woman and the dog
stood on the dinghy dock, and the man putted his diminutive pram back
to the sailboat, its weightless nose thrust into the air.
Muffin was glad to
be off the Chesapeake Mistress. The humans aboard were rude and did not practice proper rules of etiquette. They seemed to eat every
crumb of every meal, and when they didn't they cleaned their plates
with a spatula. Dirty socks were in tragically short supply in the
cabins. No one kept tennis balls or frisbees aboard, and there were
far too many ropes lying about. Muffin knew ropes could become
leashes, and she hated leashes. She never allowed her mistress to
keep one.
Muffin looked at her
now, a slim human with gentle hands and warm eyes. Her human had a
habit of rubbing Muffin's forehead in a slow, distracted way, and
whispering, “Muffie. Muffie.”
Muffin sniffed her human's
sandal, licked her toe, and
lay down by her feet. It was too hot to stand
up anymore.
The
woman stepped over the lean
beagle and sat on the peeling wooden bench located conveniently on
the deck by the dinghy dock. “Here we are, Muffin,” she said.
“Oriental. Kinda small. Seems kinda boring.” She leaned down and
scratched Muffin's warm side.
“What kind of adventures will we have here, old girl, eh?” She
smiled a tired smile, the smile of a woman too long aboard without
friends or
a cold shower. “Voulez-vous l'aventure?”
The
pair were from Canada, and a little French often slipped into their
conversation. Muffin was quite fluent, in fact.
She frequently sang in French, although she'd yet to find a dog who
could harmonize well with her
in that language.
No
trees shaded the dinghy dock, so minutes later the human and her dog
stood, hefted their packs, and made their way down Water Street
toward Oriental's tiny hot
spot and night life area – a stretch of road between the Bean
coffee shop and the town dock.
“We'd
better find ourselves a boatyard and a place to stay, Muffie,” the
woman said. “It'll be nightfall in a few hours.”
*
* *
Just
around the corner, Farley the poodle mix and Jaxson the black pit
bull were having a friendly disagreement over some shrimp that Buddy
the fishmonger had
happily dropped from his boxes while trollying them across the street
to Fulcher's Fish Shack.
“There
were five,” Farley said firmly. “I can count, and I know there
were five. And since I spotted them first, and Buddy is my friend, I
get three.”
“There
were six, you nincompoop,”
Jaxson growled. “You and I both know there were six.”
“You're
a pit bull. I wouldn't growl if I were you. They do profiling around
here, and you'll get arrested.” Farley plastered a smile on
his jovial
face, wagged his tail, and
flopped one ear down. He instantly
looked cute and harmless.
“That's
not fair,” Jaxson said.
“That's
dog life,” Farley replied. “Now, drop that shrimp or I'll call
the cops. You've had your two.”
“Jerk.”
Jaxson
spit out the shrimp. The tail and head were missing. He grinned.
“Sorry. They fell off and slid down my throat.”
Farley
polished
off his snack and burped. “That one was a little salty. Let's go
see if Buddy misplaced any more by the back door.”
|
Farley |
They
loped across Hodges Street. Jaxson tried to look as adorable as
possible, he really did.
Each morning he chose a fresh, bright kerchief and asked his master
to tie it round his neck. He carefully brushed his head fur along the
sofa, and left a few tiny water droplets dangling from his whiskers
prettily, even though it tickled his cheeks. Humans seemed to find
this endearing. He chewed a
little mint each day for his breath. He
always wiped his paws carefully before entering buildings, and he
never, ever wiped his
hind end on anyone's carpet.
But
Farley? He was the most disgusting of dogs, and all the dogs in
Oriental knew it. In spite of his weekly baths he always smelled bad
and his dingy curls never
looked shiny. Only Goldie who
swam daily in creeks was muddier. Farley did not brush his teeth, did
not keep his belly fur clean, did not do regular paw maintenance, and
had the most appalling halitosis. Still, humans loved him. They
kissed him – kissed that mouth! They stroked his head while eating
their food and buried their faces in his fur. It made Jaxson shudder
even to think of it.
But
Farley was a poodle mix. And Jaxson was a black pit bull.
Discrimination was a sore trial in the dog world. Jaxson knew he was
at the bottom of the heap. It was a miracle that Farley condescended
to play with him.
Both
dogs glanced down Water Street as they approach the fish shack, and
they noticed Muffin coming toward them with a tall, tanned human
wearing a tank top and a sarong. They admired the lean, well-muscled
beagle. She carried her tail
well – curved regally into the air and bobbing slightly as she
walked.
Farley
had a particular talent of whistling while smiling, and he utilized
this talent the moment he saw Muffin. It was a long, loud wolf
whistle. Muffin stopped, glared down the street, and scowled at the
culprit. Her scowl, naturally, fell on the pit bull. “What a rude
character!” she thought. To
the sweet-looking poodle with his happy smile, she gave a friendly
wink.
“Jerk,”
Jaxson mumbled again.
*
* *
Muffin's
human quickly found a friend in Buddy, who had been selling fish for
over twenty years and knew everyone in town. Of Oriental's
various large marinas and boat yards, he directed her toward the one
most useful in her situation.
“Sail
Lark is yer best bet,” Buddy drawled. “Friendly folks. Lots of
boat work goin' on. Prob'ly somebody there'll hep you out.” He
pulled a dog biscuit from his pocket and lowered it to Muffin's
mouth. “Here, sugar.” Muffin sniffed it carefully. She detected
residual traces of tobacco, fingernail clippings, shrimp scales,
lint, Walmart bags, and another potent animal aroma that she couldn't
quite identify. Gingerly she received the biscuit between her teeth
without touching it to her lips. One never knew where a human's
pocket had been.
|
Buddy |
She
turned quickly and made for the doorway of the fish shack with her
treat. Blocking her way were the poodle and the pit bull. She gave
them both a withering gaze.
“I
wouldn't eat that if I were you,” Farley said quietly.
Muffin
kept the biscuit between her teeth.
The
pit bull spoke. “He'll steal if it you drop it.”
Farley
continued. “Do you detect that strange, unidentifiable animal
trace? A bit repulsive but at the same time somewhat alluring? Do you
know what that is?” He smirked languidly.
“Don't
listen to him,” Jaxson warned. “He's such a jerk.”
Farley
cocked his head slightly and smiled at Muffin. “Possum. Buddy
keeps possums in his back yard. As pets.” He shook his head at her
sadly. “Yep, that's possum fur you're holding in your mouth.”
Muffin
dropped the treat instantly and spat slightly on the pavement.
“Bleh!” she said.
Farley
dashed forward, gobbled the biscuit in a gulp, jumped back, and
laughed. “Thanks!” he said. “I like possum.”
“Told
you,” Jaxson said to her.
Muffin's ears sagged in dismay. “He's a jerk. Buddy doesn't keep
possums. He does have a pet ferret. I think they smell worse.”
“Ferret!”
Farley choked and spat on the pavement. “Ferret!! I detest
ferrets!” He bared his teeth briefly at Jaxson. “Why didn't you
tell me?”
“You
didn't ask,” he replied. “Besides,” and here he cut a handsome
gaze at the beagle girl, “she doesn't strike me as a girl who eats
ferret.” He trotted out the door into the sunshine with
Muffin. “And you do!” The
pit bull threw this comment
over his shoulder with
a laugh as Farley hacked a
chunk of ferret biscuit into
the gutter.
“Thanks
for that,” Muffin said to him. “I'm Muffin.”
“I'm
Jaxson. You new in town? Off a boat?”
“Yes.”
Muffin lay down in the shade of a crepe myrtle tree. “It's so hot
here.”
“Where're
you from?”
“Well,
we came from Virginia this week, but we're originally from Quebec.”
Jaxson looked puzzled. “You know – Canada. Way up north.”
“North
of the hardware store?”
She
laughed. “Yeah. North of everything around here.”
Just
as Jaxson was about to ask her to the Tiki Bar that evening, the lady
exited the fish shack and called. “Muffin! Here girl!”
Farley
and Jaxson watched the two stroll down Hodges Street toward the park.
“Didn't
get very far with her, did you?” Farley asked.
“Farther
than you, ferret breath,” Jaxson replied.