Our lawnmower died today.
Why did it die, you ask?
Because it no longer has enough bolts to hold the engine onto the frame.
Because the mower shakes a lot when running, and the bolts eventually were shaken off.
Why does it shake?
Because the boy mowing ran over a stump.
Why did he run over the stump?
Because he was too lazy to go AROUND the stump.
I can't WAIT until he gets the immense privilege of paying for things himself!