Philip bought himself a hat. His old baseball cap was dying, and he'd seen one like this:
So he bought it. I think he got it at the store where he works. This is no ordinary hat.
Note the piece of decor -- a fish hook. The only better touch I can imagine would be a couple of holes from where the crocodile snatched it off the previous owner's head! Doesn't it just scream, "Crocodile Dundee"?
Okay, so here's the text, stamped into the inside of the hat. Enjoy:
Smug satisfaction. Love that. This hat will probably outlive Philip. We told him it looks rather 'Indie Hipster.' (You have to have a young person in your midst to know the implications of this phrase.) This may clash with his current college persona.
Perhaps he'll need to leave it here on the coast when he returns to school? One can hope. I could get by with a look like this.